Jack Redwood Day

Listen up people: Today is a very important day. It's Jackie's birthday!! Hooray Jack! Someone asked me if I was going to write him a birthday limerick, and in keeping with tradition, I suppose I will.

There once was a boy was named Jack
When girls saw him, they tried to attack
He brushed them all off
And then he would scoff
Girls, I'm taken; you'd better get back.

This Jack always has a good story

The details are always quite gory

Tales of Defrost and staffs

And everyone laughs

And Jack always gets all the glory.

Jack is also a real dancing fool

His moves make Napoleon drool

He got in the groove

And busted a move

Now everyone thinks he's too cool.

He's a rock star within his own mind

His ambition has always been blind

He sang on the ship

A real power trip

A million autographs already signed.

Conforming you will never do

To yourself you'll always be true

To others you're strange

But please never change

And so we say "Jack, here's to you!"

I love you Jack! Happy 29.